The gathered members of the Society of Retired Experts (SORE) coffee group resolved unanimously Wednesday morning to make a $50 donation to relief efforts for Hurricane Harvey, which is ravaging the central coast of Texas this week.
SORE member Roger Emmert moved the resolution, which was promptly approved by a vote of the whole. Cash reserves from the group’s lipstick-painted pig are to be directed through proper channels to relieve the victims of the extraordinary climate catastrophe.
