To the editor:
This is to the pathetic excuse for a man who drives the newer white Ford with the cool tail lights:
We watched you from the window stop in the road, get out, open the tailgate of your truck and throw your pet cat out into the small wooded area behind the high school, which is in the front of our house.
No worries. It came to my yard, so I went out and got it. It has enough food for tonight, but it’ll be hungry by tomorrow. It’s still sitting in front of my house, waiting for you to return.
And since you dumped your cat like trash instead of surrendering it to the ASPCA or Humane Society like a respectable human would have, the authorities have been notified.
Also, because your truck is so cool, I found it while driving through town. If you want me to give your sweet kitty a lift, let me know. I’d be happy to drop it off in your yard like you did mine.
(Name withheld on request)